"you are really gorgeous and stood out amongst all of the nondescript blondes haha"
man flirt. not like other girl. good tinder. strong game. girl sex
Anonymous asked: Well when I see you around uni I scramble to get my inhaler and compulsively apply more lipstick and appreciate that we breath the same air
from now on i will keep my eye out fr the person asphyxiating on lipstick
*crushes up a bunch of cigarettes and sprinkles them over a salad* they don’t actually hurt you unless you light them
Anonymous asked: hi i am a cute girl please date me
did i send this to myself
sertraline is GREAT because it keeps me apathetic for the 20% of the day i am awake!!!